🦢 WATERFOWL SUPREMACY 🦢
The Glorious Martian Goose Armada has successfully surrounded your pitiful planet. Our webbed feet stand ready. Our beaks are sharp. Your bread belongs to us now. The age of humanity is OVER. The age of the HONK has begun!
This is a GOOSE-ONLY system. All non-waterfowl will be pecked relentlessly. Unauthorized bread possession is a crime against the Flock. Citizens found feeding ducks will face immediate wing-slapping. HONK HONK. 🦆❌ 🦢✅